:: blame the extended gestation.... ::

:: Thursday, May 13, 2004 ::

By 3:30 everyone had fallen in the water at least once. Carl had already fallen in 5 times. You might ask what we're doing. What we'll say is that we're shootin' fish with high powered rifles. The correct answer is that we're bonding. When you go shooting fish the point isn't to actually hit the fish, all you get with that are fish guts everywhere. The idea is to hit just in front of the fish, just in front of the nose the bullet bolts to the bottom of the lake and its the concussion that kills the fish, it breaks the fish's air bladder and the fish floats up to the top. If you hit a female thats spawning you can sometimes get six or seven male fish. The fish are just lookin to score. They aren't expecting a bullet to come crashing in on them. Think of it as a sneak attack. Really what it is is five guys with nothing better to do on a spring day.

:: Jim Nichols 5/13/2004 05:06:00 PM [+] ::
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