:: blame the extended gestation.... ::

:: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 ::

A physicist was crossing a road one-day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn
into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up
the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week." The physicist took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog
then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want." Again the physicist took the frog out, smiled
at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a
week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?" The physicist said, "Look, I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now
that's cool."

:: Jim Nichols 10/22/2003 09:10:00 PM [+] ::
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