:: blame the extended gestation.... ::

:: Tuesday, July 16, 2002 ::

Thank you Cramyou have no clue how happy this makes me.

Read this one Jim, it's for your birthday! Excitement!
by Cram Anagram
Mon Jul 15 04:21:34 EDT 2002

I'd like to celebrate your birthday
but I'm not sure that I can,
another year of misery
is more than I can stand.

But I don't know if I'll be here
to wish to you again
so I'll wish you happy birthday
before my soul's condemned.

I'd like to get you presence
but I can't neglect the past
and I forebode the coming future
so let's both get real trashed.

Happy birthday to you
now that you're twenty-two
you're always so pissed
so stop reading the news.

It's now another anniversary
but one you won't forget
rhyme like in a nursery and plan out your regrets.
You've got alotta blessings
and lucky stars to thank
so pass the bottled Vendenge
and we'll both get real tanked.

Happy birthday to Jim
life's looking so grim
you're closer to death
than when forced to begin.
There's homeless in the gutters
starving children in the street
politicians in the White House
getting eight hours of sleep.
There is no God in Heaven
life's a reactionary fluke
that birthdays commemorate
to distract you from the truth.

We're breaking China's treaty
they're making nuclear bombs
force shields aren't gonna save us
the day reality finally comes.

How many clinics are we bombing
how many children have we raped
since we can't count all the bodies
count the candles on your cake!

There's garbage in the water
poison in the sky
it won't be very long until
we're all gonna die.

:: Jim Nichols 7/16/2002 05:53:00 PM [+] ::
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