:: blame the extended gestation.... ::

:: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 ::

Shopping at wal-mart
So as i'm walking up to the door, to do my part to degrade labor standards throughout the world, I notice this blond and I are gonna make it at the exact same time, she notices too and we both kind of did the "i'm not gonna look at you...just slow down" thing--errr actually she was looking at me through the sunglasses; appearntly I too was cheating. So i'm saying to myself...quick quick...say something witty. We both laugh (after we did the stutter step stop dance) and I wave her on through...mind still racing... I didn't want to be a hick and say "pretty girls go first" and all I could think was... "my ego isn't big enough to go first"(which was true). But the timing was by then off (spent too much time on the pretty girl comment) and it just would have been creepy at that point. But its perfect... i'm gonna use it next time that happens (never). You say... sorry my ego won't let me go in front of you...for distraction purposes. And as they try to figure out what exactly that meant...you stay next to them and say. So, you want to share a cart? If they don't laugh, quickly walk away...

:: Jim Nichols 7/30/2002 03:07:00 PM [+] ::
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God I find nothing more amusing
than a Natural Nuclear Holocaust... maybe i'm sick. But thats fucking humor.

Expert: Asteroid May Hit Earth but Don't Panic

hehe... paragraph 2:
The asteroid -- the most threatening object ever detected in space -- is 1.2 miles wide and apparently on a direct collision course with Earth.

Yes it appears that the asteroid was seen stumbling home from the bar with two large weapons in his hands. He was reported to have said that "earthlings have it coming." And something about not talking about his mama. Before this the greatest threat detected was a young star on an egocentric rampage... who was threatening to bring back the razor-scooter as a fad for the whole family.

:: Jim Nichols 7/24/2002 03:50:00 PM [+] ::
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This is where the story start. Right here. This is where you the reader begin to follow along to my little hum-dee-dum. What I'm thinking is that you're going to hate it. What i'm thinking is, this is a waste of both our time. But i'm not going to tell you that. Instead i'm merely going to mention that this is where the story begins.

Like every story it just starts. Go to the library. Go to the second floor. Third to last row. Go to the top shelf. Yes the one all the way at the end of the aisle. Go grab any book on that specific shelf, and that story will begin just like this one does.

Unless you happend to hit the New Age/Occult section.

In which case you'll read about how this is a manual for the beginner. That you are a beginner. And that you too can learn Numerology. All those bad things in your life won't be so bad any more. It'll tell you this and you'll read on. By page four you'll be asking yourself about why your mother didn't love you. You'll do this because I asked you to. Not outright...but subtley. And you're hooked.

Don't worry. This isn't that book. I hope to god you didn't find me on that random top shelf that fucking ended up being the New Age/Occult section. This is a story. One of those of scary books. The kind of book your neighbor Ed's kid, the one that sits in his room all day and wears all black in 90 degree summer heat worships. My picture, the hero, is on this kids wall. Thats how fucking good this book is. But you don't know that yet. I really hope you stick around. I really hope I stick around.

But getting back to where I left off.

This is the begining. A story about love. A story about obsession. A story about a man who sleeps with an Ax under his bed and dreams of some day killing childern.

That guy, you'll see him in chapter 6.

I promise.

Now back to this story. Please keep on reading. I'm begging you. I know i've got nothing else to do but tell it. I know you've got nothing better to do than read it. We're both shit out of luck. There really isn't anything for us to do put pass the time before we die and take note of the random characters, the strange ones, that we run into and seem a little bit more interesting than the rest of this grey drab emptyness you're Aunt Marie calls God's great blessing.

Don't get me wrong. I don't have anything against God. I just think he has bad taste. By the end of this you'll probably think I too have bad taste. Price you pay for being God I guess. May as well give away--if I haven't already--this is just a story. This is not a great blessing or even a blessing at all. And so we begin...

The kid had given me a funny look. He had been sitting two booths over from me drinking his cup of coffee. This kid told the waitress everything. All his little secrets. Apperently his cousin had commited suicide. This blue haired little devil went on and on about it. The overweight waitress Patty. She couldn't care less. But this kid, I don't even think he was talking to anybody really, this kid went on. Apperently he ran away from home at 12 got his G.E.D. by mail. Was accepted to Havard Business School last week. Apperently this kid--Tom, I would later find out--was a liar.

Tom.

This is where my story begins. And I really hope you're hooked cause I can't make you turn the page. But I will say this. On page four I will tell you why your mother never loved you.

I promise.

:: Jim Nichols 7/24/2002 01:59:00 AM [+] ::
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Brazilian Democracy Faces Obstacles from the
North
by Mark Weisbrot

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL -- In this slum carved
out of the hilltops overlooking Rio de Janeiro,
Claudia de Andrade Burgo explains why she plans
to vote for Lula, the presidential candidate of the
Workers' Party, in Brazil's 2002 elections. "He is
from the people -- the poorer classes. The Workers'
Party is more likely to create jobs."

Claudia is a 31-year-old single mother with
two children, who earns about $40 a month for
childcare work. She has lived all her life in
Jacarezinho, a favela -- one of the slums
surrounding Rio, where drug dealers are often the
law and police fear to tread. She is ready for change
in Brazil.

But unknown to Claudia, her vote could be
cancelled by the decisions of Wall Street firms
some 5000 miles away. Last week Luis Ignacio da
Silva -- or Lula as he is popularly known -- pulled
ahead in the polls. He scored 38 percent, with the
nearest competitor at 16 percent.

Brazil's financial markets showed no
reaction, until the US financial giants Merrill Lynch
and Morgan Stanley Dean Witter downgraded
Brazilian bonds in response to the polls. The
Brazilian stock market dropped more than 4 percent
in one day, and the press broadcast Wall Street's
warnings far and wide.

The power of these firms to move financial
markets -- and thereby intimidate the electorate -- is
a growing threat to democracy in Brazil, as well as
in other developing countries.

In the case of Brazil, Wall Street's warning
seemed unfounded, and it raised suspicions of
political motives. The Workers' Party has made
clear its intention to honor the government's
existing obligations, and there is little reason to
believe otherwise. That's why Brazilian financial
markets showed no reaction to the poll results, until
Wall Street weighed in.

Indeed there is a strong case to be made that
the Workers' Party program makes economic sense,
and is sorely needed. Like most of Latin America,
Brazil has suffered a drastic slowdown in economic
growth over the last two decades. Income per
person has barely grown: 5 percent from 1980-
2000, as compared to 141 percent over the previous
20 years (1960-1980).

Yet the current government of President
Fernando Henrique Cardoso has kept real interest
rates here among the very highest in the world. This
pleases Wall Street and has made a few Brazilians
very rich, but it has stunted economic growth and
greatly increased the country's debt burden. Income
per person has grown by about one percent annually
since Cardoso took office in 1994.

Income inequality has also worsened. Of
course Brazil has long had one of the most unequal
distributions of income in the world. But in the
1960s and 70s, when income per person was
growing by 4.5 percent a year, the majority of
Brazilians experienced at least some improvements
in their living standards. That is no longer true.

The Workers' Party proposes to raise growth
with lower interest rates and investment in public
infrastructure. One of the most badly needed of
these investments is in sewer systems: 60 percent of
Brazil's households flush untreated sewage into the
waterways. Poverty and fiscal austerity are terrible
for the environment.

The Workers' Party has also proposed a
"zero-hunger" program for the more than 30 million
Brazilians who do not have enough to eat. This
would include a combination of food stamps,
increased minimum wages, and support for small
and medium-scale agriculture to produce for the
domestic market.

In a nation of 175 million people that is rich
in resources and has more land than the continental
United States, these are feasible goals. And most
observers agree that the Workers' Party has a very
good track record in the localities where it has
governed.

But there will be powerful opposition from
special interests, at home and abroad. From the
United States, it is not only Wall Street but also our
government that poses a threat to fair elections in
Brazil. During the 1998 election, the New York
Times reported that a large US loan package would
only be approved if Cardoso (rather than Lula) were
elected. Such threats did not determine the outcome
in 1998, but they could easily make the difference
in a close election.

Given the Bush administration's support for
a military coup against a democratically elected
government in Venezuela, and its open intervention
in last years' election in Nicaragua, we can hardly
expect better behavior this time around. Ironically,
most Americans believe we should let Brazilians
(and everyone else) choose their own governments.
But that kind of thinking has yet to trickle up to
Wall Street or Washington.

Mark Weisbrot is Co-Director of the Center for
Economic and Policy Research, in Washington
D.C. (www.cepr.net)

:: Jim Nichols 7/22/2002 01:00:00 AM [+] ::
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Global Force for Afghanistan Urged

We've already invested money into bombing the country...someone else should stabalize it! duh....

:: Jim Nichols 7/21/2002 11:23:00 PM [+] ::
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"Of all the enemies to public liberty war is, perhaps, the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other. War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes. And armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few. In war, too, the discretionary power of the Executive is extended. Its influence in dealing out offices, honors, and emoluments is multiplied; and all the means of seducing the minds, are added to those of subduing the force of the people. The same malignant aspect in republicanism may be traced in the inequality of fortunes, and the opportunities of fraud, growing out of a state of war...and in the degeneracy of manners and morals, engendered by both. No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare." --James Madison, April 20, 1795

:: Jim Nichols 7/20/2002 04:33:00 PM [+] ::
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"[T]o those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies and pause to America's friends." --U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, December 6, 2001

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin

The Electronic Frontier Foundation's analysis of USA PATRIOT

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU): "USA Patriot Act Boosts Government Powers While Cutting Back on Traditional Checks and Balances"

:: Jim Nichols 7/20/2002 04:11:00 PM [+] ::
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“The modern Christian ‘fundamentalist’ who bravely continues to ‘believe’ in a real star of
Bethlehem or an actual Garden Tomb in Jerusalem from which Jesus rose from the dead is
making the same unimaginative mistake as Heinrich Schliemann when he dug in the sands
of Hissarlik and thought he was finding Homer’s Troy. Troy is in the Iliad, not in the
sand. And because of Homer, not because of the sand, Troy exists in the collective
consciousness of the human race.” --A. N. Wilson “Paul: The Mind of the Apostle”

:: Jim Nichols 7/20/2002 09:21:00 AM [+] ::
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“The modern person can be dismayed as well as puzzled by what Paul has done. ‘None of
this happened.’ In a sense, such a sceptic, viewing matters (as Paul would say) ‘according
to the flesh’, is in the same case as the gallant modern ‘believer’ who would try to
assert--’Yes it did happen.’ Both believer and unbeliever would be trying to apply
post-Enlightenment standards of verisimilitude to stories which grew up in a different
imaginative world; and therefore the modern student of the New Testament finds herself
reduced to the absurdity of asserting the bodies really did come to life or float through the
clouds.” --A. N. Wilson “Paul: The Mind of The Apostle”

:: Jim Nichols 7/20/2002 09:15:00 AM [+] ::
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Summer at 12: The Pool Grows, the Mystery Deepens
By SARA RIMER

I just thought this piece was absolutely brilliant...

:: Jim Nichols 7/19/2002 08:07:00 PM [+] ::
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This was funny The New Bull Market by Michael Kinsley

"President Bush, who spent 56 years on this earth without revealing the slightest passion for corporate reform, now says life will be intolerable if he doesn't have a bill to sign within a couple of weeks."

"The politicians are only trying to ride the wake of popular outrage. But this public outrage is also a bit stagey. It seems that average citizens are so emotionally invested in the conventions of financial documents that discovering the cost of stock option grants in a footnote, rather than in the profit-and-loss statement, itself is enough to destroy their faith in the economy. Who knew?"

:: Jim Nichols 7/19/2002 07:11:00 PM [+] ::
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"We don't need more leaders. We just need people to inspire each other." -- Dennis Lyxzén of The (International) Noise Conspiracy

:: Jim Nichols 7/16/2002 08:00:00 PM [+] ::
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Thank you Cramyou have no clue how happy this makes me.

Read this one Jim, it's for your birthday! Excitement!
by Cram Anagram
Mon Jul 15 04:21:34 EDT 2002

I'd like to celebrate your birthday
but I'm not sure that I can,
another year of misery
is more than I can stand.

But I don't know if I'll be here
to wish to you again
so I'll wish you happy birthday
before my soul's condemned.

I'd like to get you presence
but I can't neglect the past
and I forebode the coming future
so let's both get real trashed.

Happy birthday to you
now that you're twenty-two
you're always so pissed
so stop reading the news.

It's now another anniversary
but one you won't forget
rhyme like in a nursery and plan out your regrets.
You've got alotta blessings
and lucky stars to thank
so pass the bottled Vendenge
and we'll both get real tanked.

Happy birthday to Jim
life's looking so grim
you're closer to death
than when forced to begin.
There's homeless in the gutters
starving children in the street
politicians in the White House
getting eight hours of sleep.
There is no God in Heaven
life's a reactionary fluke
that birthdays commemorate
to distract you from the truth.

We're breaking China's treaty
they're making nuclear bombs
force shields aren't gonna save us
the day reality finally comes.

How many clinics are we bombing
how many children have we raped
since we can't count all the bodies
count the candles on your cake!

There's garbage in the water
poison in the sky
it won't be very long until
we're all gonna die.

:: Jim Nichols 7/16/2002 05:53:00 PM [+] ::
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Was it truly a gay Science oh bad joke sorry...

:: Jim Nichols 7/06/2002 11:32:00 AM [+] ::
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There is a place outside this self, this thinking being. A place which this being can never fully understand.

:: Jim Nichols 7/04/2002 12:08:00 AM [+] ::
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Possibly there is nothing within art. Quite possibly there is nothing within me--which may be best of all, for then there is nothing disappointing. Disappointment comes from expectations. No expectations no disappointment. Happiness in slavery yes, but not quite slavery after all, no?

:: Jim Nichols 7/04/2002 12:02:00 AM [+] ::
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One of the greatest overcomings anyone must make, that of overcoming what was before. The greatest enemy of such things? A simple question--Why.



"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed." -Anti-Christ Superstar

:: Jim Nichols 7/01/2002 03:13:00 AM [+] ::
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